jenntothejenn: I can’t… I’m so lucky. How did I get cast as a guy who’s been married to Megan Mullally and Patricia Clarkson? It’s like… I’m one of those guys where they’re like: ‘yeah right. Like that dumb beat douche bag could ever win those amazing foxy ladies.’ And people look at me like that when they say: ‘oh you’re married… Megan’s married to you??’ And I say: ‘yeah, I know what you’re thinking. I have a terrific personality, is the answer to your question. And I’m a wildcat. She married you for your money and savagely good looks, Nick.  Lets not kid ourselves, she married you for completely shallow and selfish reasons. 
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jenntothejenn: I can’t… I’m so lucky. How did I get cast as a guy who’s been married to Megan Mullally and Patricia Clarkson? It’s like… I’m one of those guys where they’re like: ‘yeah right. Like that dumb beat douche bag could ever win those amazing foxy ladies.’ And people look at me like that when they say: ‘oh you’re married… Megan’s married to you??’ And I say: ‘yeah, I know what you’re thinking. I have a terrific personality, is the answer to your question. And I’m a wildcat. She married you for your money and savagely good looks, Nick.  Lets not kid ourselves, she married you for completely shallow and selfish reasons. 
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jenntothejenn: I can’t… I’m so lucky. How did I get cast as a guy who’s been married to Megan Mullally and Patricia Clarkson? It’s like… I’m one of those guys where they’re like: ‘yeah right. Like that dumb beat douche bag could ever win those amazing foxy ladies.’ And people look at me like that when they say: ‘oh you’re married… Megan’s married to you??’ And I say: ‘yeah, I know what you’re thinking. I have a terrific personality, is the answer to your question. And I’m a wildcat. She married you for your money and savagely good looks, Nick.  Lets not kid ourselves, she married you for completely shallow and selfish reasons. 
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jenntothejenn: I can’t… I’m so lucky. How did I get cast as a guy who’s been married to Megan Mullally and Patricia Clarkson? It’s like… I’m one of those guys where they’re like: ‘yeah right. Like that dumb beat douche bag could ever win those amazing foxy ladies.’ And people look at me like that when they say: ‘oh you’re married… Megan’s married to you??’ And I say: ‘yeah, I know what you’re thinking. I have a terrific personality, is the answer to your question. And I’m a wildcat. She married you for your money and savagely good looks, Nick.  Lets not kid ourselves, she married you for completely shallow and selfish reasons. 
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jenntothejenn:

I can’t… I’m so lucky. How did I get cast as a guy who’s been married to Megan Mullally and Patricia Clarkson? It’s like… I’m one of those guys where they’re like: ‘yeah right. Like that dumb beat douche bag could ever win those amazing foxy ladies.’

And people look at me like that when they say: ‘oh you’re married… Megan’s married to you??’ And I say: ‘yeah, I know what you’re thinking. I have a terrific personality, is the answer to your question. And I’m a wildcat.

She married you for your money and savagely good looks, Nick.  Lets not kid ourselves, she married you for completely shallow and selfish reasons. 

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I’ve seen some [Emmy] predictions that favor these Showtime shows that are, you know, decidedly not comedies but feature incredible actresses. But if the name of the category is best leading actress in a comedy, then I think if Amy [Poehler] doesn’t win it, it’s a crime. In fact, it’s an extremely hot load of bullsh—.
Nick Offerman, assessing Amy Poehler’s chances of winning an Emmy for “Parks And Recreation. (via serico)

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